I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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