Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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