Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
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my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
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So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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