idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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