She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
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Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
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oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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