Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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