Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
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he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
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Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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