It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
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I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
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You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
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