I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
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you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
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I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
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