so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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