Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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