She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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