Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
After last night, I could never be a politician.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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