Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
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is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
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I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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