these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
