I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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