You know, be my cock's hype man.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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