I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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