after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
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Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
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i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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