If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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