So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
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