someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
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I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
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I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
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