Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
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Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
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Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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