Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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