Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
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he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
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Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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