***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize
