i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
He did a backflip because drugs
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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