Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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