Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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