Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
Randomize
