I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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