Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
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Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
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Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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