Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
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Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
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Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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