That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
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I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
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Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
FUCK WHALES
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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