STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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