thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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