And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
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You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
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Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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