Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Randomize
