Welp...herpes.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
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Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
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Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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