This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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