"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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