I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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