come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
My dick has a subreddit
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
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