Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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