Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
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Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
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There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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