Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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