who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
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yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
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She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?