just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
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The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
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True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize