Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I should be sponsored by Trojan
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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