I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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