Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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