Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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