I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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