If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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