I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
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We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
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Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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